Graduation speech

  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to crush*: Fuck me
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

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unnsp0ken:

krismerica:

We’ll all die of the same disease 

Don’t really listen to this band but these fucking lyrics are so relevant

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Timestamp: 1409590006

unnsp0ken:

krismerica:

We’ll all die of the same disease 

Don’t really listen to this band but these fucking lyrics are so relevant

(via koolaidcore)

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Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

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fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts, via sluttyoliveoil)

Timestamp: 1409589611

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

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edens-blog:

chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek

swamp included

(Source: subtubitles, via blcher)

Timestamp: 1409589540

edens-blog:

chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek

swamp included

(Source: subtubitles, via blcher)

s-bruhk:

gayisthenewokay:

justwatchthesunrise:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

I never wanted this to end I’m feeling so nostalgic

this gave me tears

I sang along to every song.

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The Space We Live In (x)

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Timestamp: 1409539650

The Space We Live In (x)

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hayestbh:

THIS WAS AT MY SHOW HOLY SHIT HE WAS SO HOT ANDNDK

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Timestamp: 1409531679

hayestbh:

THIS WAS AT MY SHOW HOLY SHIT HE WAS SO HOT ANDNDK

(via yeetgilinsky)

king-18:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

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ponderingamelias:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

there’s still hope for us

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Timestamp: 1409517969

ponderingamelias:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

there’s still hope for us

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